Category Biff Socko

16 months in the brig, that’s what them teeth cost me

Clint McElroy
April 19, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! Hotter than Cat Grant! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE:…

BIFF SOCKO: “WHAT BIG…EYES YOU HAVE, KORI’ANDER”

Clint McElroy
April 11, 2013

“Saving the World, One Purchase at a Time”

Clint McElroy
April 3, 2013

BIFF SOCKO: “Even Painted-On Eyes Can Cry”

Clint McElroy
March 27, 2013
2 Comments

“Why Lois, What Are You DOING Under that Desk?”

Clint McElroy
March 21, 2013
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“How You Get Oscar, Eating Food of This Kind?”

Clint McElroy
March 13, 2013

“The Only Time I Ever Wished I Was Billy Bob Thornton”

Clint McElroy
March 6, 2013

Don’t Forget Princess Skin-tight Black Leather Spy

Clint McElroy
February 27, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: NEW YORK- The Powers-That-Be at…

BIFF SOCKO: Reservation for a Mr. Riff Raff?

Clint McElroy
February 22, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: HOLLYWOOD- It’s been confirmed that…

BIFF SOCKO: Breakin’ Up Is Ha-a-ard To Do

Clint McElroy
February 13, 2013

I like walks on the beach, soft kisses, and Vapors of Valtorr

Clint McElroy
February 6, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: NEW YORK – Marvel Sources…

BIFF SOCKO: I’ve Got you THIS Time, BENDIS!

Clint McElroy
January 25, 2013
2 Comments

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: NEW YORK – The next…

BIFF SOCKO: Go Get ‘Em, Tiger!

Clint McElroy
January 16, 2013

BIFF SOCKO: You Want Top or Bottom?

Clint McElroy
January 9, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: LOS ANGELES – The firestorm…

BIFF SOCKO: You Say You Want Some Reso-LU-tions

Clint McElroy
January 2, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! Through my usual secret sources,…

BIFF SOCKO “Let’s Get Ready To JINGLE!!”

Clint McElroy
December 20, 2012

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND! Nobody can give you the stories that BIFF can, because they are mostly B.S.! 59% void of any factual content! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: NEW YORK CITY- Marvel has done…

BIFF SOCKO: Let’s Get Trebekkin’!

Clint McElroy
December 12, 2012

BIFF SOCKO: On Location in Hollywood

Clint McElroy
December 5, 2012

BIFF SOCKO: Before the Tequila & Tryptophans Kick In

Clint McElroy
November 22, 2012

I plan on observing my traditional Thanksgiving, which means by four o’clock this afternoon I will be shaking and dry-heaving in some jail cell somewhere with a world-class case of the D.T.’s. But before my incarceration and inevitable jail cell…

BIFF SOCKO Nov 14th

Clint McElroy
November 14, 2012

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: S.H.I.E.L.D. HELICARRIER. In light of…