Clint McElroy

BIO BY MADLIBS: Clint McElroy is a/an (ADJECTIVE) writer with a God-given gift for (NOUN). His favorite activities include (ACTIVE VERB), (ACTIVE VERB), and twisting the heads off of (PLURAL NOUN). He is also rumored to possess an impressive (NOUN).

Joined: August 29, 2012
Articles: 139
Comments: 2

TODAY’S SPECIAL: Superman and Wonder Woman #2

Clint McElroy
November 15, 2013

Here at ARCHIE G’s, we don’t think you can make a dependable Pull List decision based on the first serving of a comic. Publishers throw everything they’ve got at a first issue: promotions, gimmick covers, etc. And speculators? Sheesh, don’t get me started on speculators. Because of stuff like that, sales figures are always bloated.

“And, as Foggy Nelson, Mr. Kevin Spacey”

Clint McElroy
November 13, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! Hotter than Cat Grant. He is…BIFF SOCKO!

Today’s Special: THE SHADOW NOW #2

Clint McElroy
November 12, 2013
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You need to make your decision based on the SECOND issue, because it will give you a better idea what the series will be like, issue-in, issue-out. Which is why I ask: You Want 2nds? TODAY’S SPECIAL: The Shadow Now #2

“Not To Mention THE WITCH OF SKANK MOUNTAIN!”

Clint McElroy
November 6, 2013

TODAY’S SPECIAL: Hit List #2

Clint McElroy
November 1, 2013

Hi folks, welcome to ARCHIE G’s. I’m your waiter, Raoul. Here at ARCHIE G’s, we don’t think you can make a dependable Pull List decision based on the first serving of a comic. Publishers throw everything they’ve got at a…

“Coming To You From beautiful downtown Burbank!”

Clint McElroy
October 31, 2013

TODAY’S SPECIAL: Mighty Avengers

Clint McElroy
October 25, 2013
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Here are ARCHIE G’s, we don’t think you can make a dependable Pull List decision based on the first serving of a comic. Publishers throw everything they’ve got at a first issue, promotions, gimmick covers, etc. And speculators? Sheesh, don’t get me started on speculators. Because of stuff like that, sales figures are always bloated. You need to make the decision based on the SECOND issue, because it will give you a better idea what the series will be like, issue-in, issue-out.