Clint McElroy

BIO BY MADLIBS: Clint McElroy is a/an (ADJECTIVE) writer with a God-given gift for (NOUN). His favorite activities include (ACTIVE VERB), (ACTIVE VERB), and twisting the heads off of (PLURAL NOUN). He is also rumored to possess an impressive (NOUN).

Joined: August 29, 2012
Articles: 139
Comments: 2

Ask Doc Curmudgeon: Joss Destroys the Universe

Clint McElroy
June 24, 2014
10

Dear Doc Curmudgeon, I just wanted to check in with you. AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON is really coming along nicely. I wish you would re-consider your decision to not let me cast you in the movie. ROBERT, MARK, JEREMY, and…

“Save the cheerleader! Look Somewhere In Nashville”

Clint McElroy
June 20, 2014

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! Hotter than Cat Grant. He is…BIFF SOCKO!

“Face the Wrath of the Anti-Rugrats”

Clint McElroy
May 30, 2014

“Get Busy Livin’, Or Get Busy Fightin’ Giant Robots”

Clint McElroy
May 21, 2014

“I Just Hope He Doesn’t Break Into the Bat-usi”

Clint McElroy
May 16, 2014

“With A Special Appearance by Rory as Mar-Vell”

Clint McElroy
May 2, 2014

“Ohh, If Only Willow Were Here, Too”

Clint McElroy
April 23, 2014

“Don’t Forget Octopussycatwoman”

Clint McElroy
April 16, 2014

“You Give Me That Baby, You Warthog From Hell!”

Clint McElroy
April 9, 2014

Alright Kids, Break Out Your Rhyming Dictionaries!

Clint McElroy
March 26, 2014

“Wanna See My Walnetto?”

Clint McElroy
February 21, 2014

YW2? Raoul Takes on SUPERNOVAS #2

Clint McElroy
February 17, 2014
1

So you have your eye set on SUPERNOVAS #2 have you? Well, let me start off by telling you that it is an Award-Winning Dish. Unfortunately, the award is Worst Book of the Month.

“Two bits, four bits, six bits, four dollars”

Clint McElroy
February 14, 2014

Ring-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-dingeringeding!”

Clint McElroy
February 7, 2014

“Or professor Plum with the Cosmic Cube”

Clint McElroy
January 8, 2014

“Humbug, Comrade!”

Clint McElroy
December 18, 2013

YW2? – Amazing X-Men #2

Clint McElroy
December 13, 2013
1

In those good old days they actually fought bad guys, and had adventures, and smiled every once in a while. They even spent time playing the occasional softball game. They don’t have time for softball now, what with all the mass genocide and eviscerating one another with scythes and claws. That’s why I am so crazy about AMAZING X-MEN #2.

“Only Because Channing Tatum Wasn’t Available”

Clint McElroy
December 12, 2013

You Want 2nds? Longshot Saves The Marvel Universe #2

Clint McElroy
November 27, 2013

Hi folks, welcome to ARCHIE G’s. I’m your waiter, Raoul. Here at ARCHIE G’s, we don’t think you can make a dependable Pull List decision based on the first serving of a comic. Publishers throw everything they’ve got at a…

“We couldn’t figure how to get a suit to come out of a ring”

Clint McElroy
November 20, 2013